One of the long running April Fools gags in the gaming world is Bungie Studios' annual update announcement for Pimps at Sea. It somehow comtinues to stay funny, but this year El Jefe at Gaming Trend hit me with the challenge of writing up a review for it as our April 1st joke.
The results can be seen right here. Yaaar, ye best enjoy yerselves.
I'll also do my best to never channel a pirate again because it's not funny when I do and I believe in ancient voodoo curses, not necessarily in that order.